Ha this is funny but I suspect quite true............so I manage a supplement, herbal, homeopathic department in a Whole Foods like store. I cannot tell you how many people have come up to me in various states of undress to show me their rashes! If I had a dime for every time I said to people 'I am not a doctor' I would be rich. Maybe now I should start saying 'I am not a nurse'.!

Tsk. No attempt to resuscitate

Laurie is a dancer and she is always hitting me in the head, but she don't calls for an ambulance.

"I'm going to call the date time of death" is priceless! I've had some first dates where I could have used that line.

My most abrupt date ending:

"I refuse to be around an abusive drunk," I said, standing up. "I'm leaving."