How does an agnostic begin a prayer?
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Sounds like the intro line for a joke. I suppose it is.
CapriKious
Level 7
Mar 14, 2018
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Hello God, If you exist, I would like to start with thanking you if you exist for all the miracles you worked in my life if you exist......
x0lineage0x
Level 6
Mar 13, 2018
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It got buried in the comments the punch line was "to whom it may concern"
@engineer_in_nj
Yeah I saw that, but I like my version better. 
"Uh, What's up Doc?" with slightly sarcastic overtone...
RobCampbell
Level 7
Jan 28, 2018
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Usually it goes like this...Oh gawd, arrrrrrgh!
And then I proceed with my offering to the porcelain god.
LucifersPen
Level 7
Jan 21, 2018
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Why would an Agnostic pray? What are you sniffing?
LEGALEAGLE1213
Level 2
Jan 20, 2018
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it was a joke, the punchline was "to whom it may concern" :/ I did tag it "joke". Guess it wasnt funny, sorry.
I am my own god and the centre of my universe.
So when I need 'spiritual guidance' my prayer usually starts...
"OK Shitface. How are we going to sort this one..."
Uncorrugated
Level 7
Jan 20, 2018
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when s/he's hollering "oh god! oh god!"?? 
chicagojcb
Level 7
Jan 19, 2018
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And that's why if there is a heaven, you'll arrive feet first!
This sounds like the beginning of a joke....
tornsculpture
Level 4
Jan 19, 2018
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it was the punchline was "to whom it may concern"
This is actually a legitimate question. If someone does not in fact know if there is a God one could certainly pray or speak to said unknown entity whether it could hear the words or would bother to respond.
I was very briefly an agnostic of this sort. I would simply pray "whatever you are if you care please make yourself known to me, and let me know if you have anything you wish me to do". Silence.....
I soon realized I was an Atheist.
I do think it is counter productive to ridicule a person for asking this question.
DavidLaDeau
Level 8
Jan 19, 2018
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it was a joke, the punchline was "to whom it may concern"
@engineer_in_nj I do realize that now and it was funny. I frequent site where I answer questions concerning Christian history and atheism. Many questions are ridiculously stupid. I often skip many of those questions. The most important part of answering a question on those sites is being honest without being rude. If one is successful one can offend their beliefs without offending the person.
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