How does an agnostic begin a prayer?
Sounds like the intro line for a joke. I suppose it is.
 CapriKious
                                                
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                                                    CapriKious
                                                
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                                        Hello God, If you exist, I would like to start with thanking you if you exist for all the miracles you worked in my life if you exist......
 x0lineage0x
                                                
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                                        It got buried in the comments the punch line was "to whom it may concern"
@engineer_in_nj
Yeah I saw that, but I like my version better. 
"Uh, What's up Doc?" with slightly sarcastic overtone...
 RobCampbell
                                                
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                                                    RobCampbell
                                                
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                                        Usually it goes like this...Oh gawd, arrrrrrgh!
And then I proceed with my offering to the porcelain god.
 LucifersPen
                                                
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                                        Why would an Agnostic pray? What are you sniffing?
 LEGALEAGLE1213
                                                
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                                                    LEGALEAGLE1213
                                                
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                                        it was a joke, the punchline was "to whom it may concern" :/ I did tag it "joke". Guess it wasnt funny, sorry.
I am my own god and the centre of my universe.
So when I need 'spiritual guidance' my prayer usually starts...
"OK Shitface. How are we going to sort this one..."
 Uncorrugated
                                                
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                                        when s/he's hollering "oh god! oh god!"??  
 chicagojcb
                                                
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                                        And that's why if there is a heaven, you'll arrive feet first! 
This sounds like the beginning of a joke....
 tornsculpture
                                                
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                                                    tornsculpture
                                                
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                                        it was the punchline was "to whom it may concern"
This is actually a legitimate question. If someone does not in fact know if there is a God one could certainly pray or speak to said unknown entity whether it could hear the words or would bother to respond.
I was very briefly an agnostic of this sort. I would simply pray "whatever you are if you care please make yourself known to me, and let me know if you have anything you wish me to do".     Silence.....
I soon realized I was an Atheist.
I do think it is counter productive to ridicule a person for asking this question.
 DavidLaDeau
                                                
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                                                    DavidLaDeau
                                                
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                                        it was a joke, the punchline was "to whom it may concern"
@engineer_in_nj I do realize that now and it was funny. I frequent site where I answer questions concerning Christian history and atheism. Many questions are ridiculously stupid. I often skip many of those questions. The most important part of answering a question on those sites is being honest without being rude. If one is successful one can offend their beliefs without offending the person.