No, but my children knew on sunday while everybody else in the world went to church it was mommy and daddy wrestling time and they shall not disturb us.

Nope.

Lmfao no but when I was 15, my mom caught me secretly watching porn one night when I thought she was asleep on a school night past midnight.

Nope. Was a virgin until a couple years ago.

No. Boring but true.

Parents No. Kids-my significant other and I lived together 10 years with my daughter from 6 to 16. Think she walked in on us once.

Yep! My mom saw me once. She got mad at me for laughing while she scolded me

I had a lot of near misses in high school, but never caught in the act. I did walk in on my dad going down on my mom though, when I was around 8-9. Years later, it’s still scarring.

No.... but my second wife would go out of her way to make sure her door was unlocked. She lived in a cottage behind her parents. It's like she wanted her parents to catch us messing around.

No

Nope....but daughter caught me and her dad...

no, but my mother-in-law caught me spanking the monkey watching some porn when I thought everyone was well and truly asleep. she made it much worse by pretending that she hadn't by rubbing her eyes and saying could I turn that noise down. she lived a few miles away and where she worked often got much cheaper day trips for us ie me, my partner and her children so it was easier to stay at our house the night before as they were early starts. she never ever mentioned it to anyone that I know of but more importantly never stayed at our house again.

Do girl friend's parents count?

Yes and why would I want to revisit that trauma?