A missionary walking along a road came suddenly face to face with a lion. Cornered, he desperately hollered, "oh, dear God, please make this lion a Christian!"
The lion knelt, to the missionary's relief, and uttered a prayer; "Thank you Lord for this wonderful feast that I'm about to partake. In Jesus' name, amen and amen!"
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Seems like both the missionary and the lion got what they wanted, the lion a tasty meal, and the missionary a christian lion.
Squirrellglider
Level 7
Oct 19, 2017
1
LOL ! I think the lion got the better share. The missionary got his share in spirit
Christians would leave a bad taste in my mouth.
daddy4pugs
Level 7
Oct 19, 2017
1
LMAO!
Pardon, my 19 year old son told me that LMAO for them college boys means, "Lick My Ass Off" . . . I didn't mean it that way, for me it's "Laughing My Ass Off" or sort of "Fell off my chair laughing" or "Knocks me off my feet."
An oldie but goodie
HeathenFarmer
Level 8
Oct 18, 2017
2
I'm 62 years old, what do you expect? LOL
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