I went to a funeral where the pastor actually warned us against "sowing Wild Oats and hoping for a crop failure! "
Why would I hope for crop failure? I love my wild-oatmeal with a touch of crushed wild oats.
You're such a smart-ass. I love it.
Awe shucks!
The pastor officiating at my youngest son's funeral told us that we should be happy that he died because now he won't have to go through all the trials that we are going through. That cemented my atheism.
What a dick! This makes me so mad. I am so sorry that happened to you and I'm so sorry for your loss.