House Parties in 2018
I have sworn a blood oath to throw the two biggest blow-out house parties of my life this year (And I have thrown some doozies in my day). The first one will be the 1st Saturday after Donald Trump is either indicted, or resigns in lieu of being indicted (And yes you are invited!). The second one will be when news breaks that Milania has filed divorce papers against him. And I am talking no-holds-barred bashes, with strippers (male and female) and open flame and a shot luge, and ... And yes, all that other stuff you are thinking of! In fact, I want to start a movement and see these parties thrown all over America. What hash tag / catch phase do you recommend to publicize and get this movement started on social media? #DumpTrumpParty? #PussyParties? #PissOnHisGrave? Get creative and help me out on this one.