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For the fellas out there who are desperate to find a valentine, use this amazing bit of cow humor. We guarantee she will find you adorable. 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
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The efficacy of this product is dramatically enhanced when used with other techniques: bring flowers and/or candy, using sweet talk and compliments, etc. Avoid being rude, too self absorbed, a jerk, or obnoxious while using this product. Warning: cease product use immediately if your would-be valentine exhibits symptoms of allergic reactions, becomes visibly irritated, agitated, or displays open disgust with your approach, especially if she starts throwing things at you.
Recommended dosage: 1-time application only for those who are desperate. Extended or multiple use of this product may lead to you being classified as creepy. Other restrictions may apply.

astrochuck 6 Feb 5
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So we should see women as "cows"? That's going to go over big.

Maybe we should just go looking for some cows!?

@astrochuck I just heard a joke "Put a silk on a cow and it's still a cow, but you've made a friend".

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No.
Just..... no.

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that is so sensitive!

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You ARE seriously into cow humor!! Very fun and amoozing.

@astrochuck lol

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This is cute. Thank-you for sharing.

Kim78 Level 4 Feb 5, 2018
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Lol

@astrochuck
Well it MOOved my vocal chords..

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...I know I believe in cow ~

Varn Level 8 Feb 5, 2018
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She wants a bunch of flowers

I certainly was thinking of Bessy, though back in the early days with my wife she knelt down in front of a cow which responded by licking her face, one big lick with a big grass smelling tongue.

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I will be sure to milk this one.

^^Winner

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Thanks for the laugh !!!!

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@astrochuck Well I had to ask a former boss what FYI meant. It does NOT mean 'fuck you idiot'. LMAO

@astrochuck google can make anyone appear inteligent. I check spelling (i am a very bad letter arranger), I will fact check with snopes b4 I post or re-post. So you were a virgin? I'm glad you joined agnostics for your first time - 😉

@astrochuck Have you seen this mad cow video on youtube? Here's the link:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2hih3imPH8

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