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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.So we should see women as "cows"? That's going to go over big.
Maybe we should just go looking for some cows!?
JackPedigo
Level 9
Feb 9, 2018
0
@astrochuck I just heard a joke "Put a silk on a cow and it's still a cow, but you've made a friend".
You ARE seriously into cow humor!! Very fun and amoozing.
silverotter11
Level 9
Feb 5, 2018
2
@astrochuck lol
Lol
Charlene
Level 9
Feb 5, 2018
0
@astrochuck
Well it MOOved my vocal chords..
I will be sure to milk this one.
tallguy241
Level 7
Feb 5, 2018
3
^^Winner
LMAO
silverotter11
Level 9
Feb 5, 2018
1
@astrochuck Well I had to ask a former boss what FYI meant. It does NOT mean 'fuck you idiot'. LMAO
@astrochuck google can make anyone appear inteligent. I check spelling (i am a very bad letter arranger), I will fact check with snopes b4 I post or re-post. So you were a virgin? I'm glad you joined agnostics for your first time - 
@astrochuck Have you seen this mad cow video on youtube? Here's the link:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2hih3imPH8
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