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When life hands you lemons do you pray for lemonade?

MauricioSage 3 Feb 6
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Level 7

Have you ever heard of lemons that squeezed themselves after a prayer? I have not, I squeeze them myself If I need lemon juice. In general not for lemonade.

Gert Level 7 Feb 7, 2018
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Level 9

No, I actually get off my ass and Make lemonade

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Level 7

If life is giving you lemons then it's obvious that it doesn't want you to get scurvy. At least somebody cares.

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Level 3

Truth be told...I usually put the lemons in my shirt and pretend they are breasts whilst walking around
proclaiming..."I am the lemon queen...sqeeeeeeze my lemons or suffer the consequences!"

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Level 3

To all...my comment was meant to be sarcastic...thank you to Rudy1962 for pointing out the lack of quotation marks around the word "pray."

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Level 9

Might have been a good idea to use a different verb than "pray" on an atheist/agnostic site.

Perhaps I should have put quotation marks around "pray."
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Level 6

I squeeze them into a gin and tonic.

Nice

Look for some Tequila.
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Level 7

Like Harry from Third Rock From the Sun says, "when life hands you lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons."

i LOVE that show 🙂
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Level 7

Life gives you lemons make some tequila shots or pour a glass of vodka or squeeze them into people's eyes?

Sacha Level 7 Feb 7, 2018
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Lick, sip, suck

@Babyseal Do you think if I pray really really really hard god may get us a bottle of Tequila? Or should I just go to the alcohol store? lol

Positive action works 100% better than prayer
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Level 6

I don't pray but would want tequila

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