@AxeElf OK, hit me.

@AxeElf yep keep going.

@Blindbird Oh,please.

@Spinliesel bite me

@AxeElf well thank you.

@TheMiddleWay good points. That being said, the existence of suffering isn't why I don't believe in "God".

My second question would be "Why did you make me an atheist?"

Any one you like Flymax each have characteristics and attitudes attached to them, fill your boots mate

I move in mysterious ways

We're dealing with the hypothetical idea that he has been on holiday and has come back to find the mess carried out in his name or by general miscreants. Gert it's a once in a lifetime opportunity mate, get in there

@RosSco The question was: "If God decided to post in here, offering to answer a question from you, what would you ask?". That question presumes that there is a god. I became agnostic because there is no proof for some god, so I can't support the idea, not even in a hypothetical setting, that there is a god. It's probably all about how you have formulated your question. I know it's picky, but if you would have asked: "Suppose that there could be an almighty being like the Christians and the Muslims believe their God is, and he succeeded to prove his existence, where would you like to talk about".
In that case I would like to talk about how he fulfills his duty as god, killing millions of people in all kind of wars, not stopping that, why he doesn't stop illnesses in general, and why he had shortened the life of the humans after the Flood, from hundreds of years to max. 120 and not in the least: Why does he think he is called a "Loving God".

@AxeElf Odin then.

@AxeElf Still hallucinating, I see.