I haven't read most of these novels but I thought the link was appropriate for 14th February.
"I know you sweat like a stallion when I come near" -- the crucible
That quote cracked me up in high school and I said it to my prom date.
My sister was in the just last year! I'm trying to remember the context of that line though :/
I hope your prom date appreciated it
This stuff is way too highbrow for me to be familiar with it, much less work it well. It's also too highbrow to work on women in my area.