Daily Schedule For Atheists
8:31 AM Cry about creationism in schools
8:45 AM Shower in blood
9:00 AM Eat a baby with orange juice and jam
9:30 AM Skype with Satan re: world domination
9:45 AM Drive to work and sing along with Ozzy
10:05 AM Scowl and hiss at all the Christians in the office as I walk to my desk.
12:30 PM Get a latte and gluten free pastry for lunch.
5:00 PM Drive home while listening to Rammstein
6:00 PM Eat another baby, preferably fricasseed with olive oil, tarragon and a touch of dill
8:00 PM Go online to contribute to organization to fight the "War on Christmas"
10:00 PM Watch a ridiculous documentary on atheism
12:00 AM Light black candles and pray to the Dark Lord
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Glad I found these helpful instructions.
I gleefully give the finger to Christians holding "Pray to End Abortion" signs at Planned Parenthood, as I drive by.
"You inspired me to give monthly donations to Planned Parenthood," I told them. You should have seen their faces! It was hilarious.
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