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One liners and pickup lines?

How do you feel about pickup lines? Does a smooth pickup line have an impact on your "first impressions"? What are some of your experiences and have they ever worked for you or on you?

StableGuinness 4 Mar 3
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I used to post up in the grocery store by the cake dept. holding a box of mix. I would ask the girl I was after, "I'm not sure I can make this, it's my son's birthday and I'm making him a cake", then I would ask what kind of pan or something. In this brief conversation she has learned that 1. I am single 2. I need a woman's help 3. she was special enough to ask. I batted about 340 on this. The cougars that wore spandex to the store were usually most receptive.

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Pick up lines executed as a conversation starter with humor are fun. But really just hello and body language can tell a lot about a person. Be genuine and things will work

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A dazzling smile is the best pick up line for me.

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there cheesy as fuck

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Are fake

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The ole "Do I know you from somewhere?" works very well.

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How about 'I have a pickup do you want to do a line'?

Lol

@DelilahJones33 Thanks

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Hey baby are you a motorcycle track? Cause all I want to do is lean into those curves.

Ew! Don't use that one lol

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If someone is sincere and respectful, even a bad pick-up line can sometimes work .

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All the best ones.

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"G'day, watchya doin? Where ya goin? Do ya do it?"

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Mine are not working.
"You know I'm pretty good at muff diving." That just doesn't seem to attract them much these days. Maybe I need to update my language.

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I think cheesy pickup lines are adorable. My favorite is, "Is it hot in here...or is it you?" A good laugh is a great way to start a.conversation.

"the voices in my head said I should come talk to you...."

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I’m going to the Inn, and I don’t want to go alone.

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I don't think I was very good at them. "Do you like kitties?" "I'm so nervous right now I think I peed a little in my pants.". "I have a job.". "I don't suppose you are desperate are you?".

You know the kitty line makes you sound bordering serial killer right?

@DelilahJones33 No...But that explains a lot

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Not a big fan, but I recognize that some people can only open a conversation with something memorized, so as long as it isn't rude or sickening, I'll accept it and probably forget it.

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Even though I really don't care for pick up lines, I feel like bringing up current events is a better way to meet someone new. However one of my favorite pick up lines that I've never used is "I'll buy dinner if you'll make breakfast".

Yuck.

@GoldenDoll why do u say yuck? I've never used it but I think it's kind of clever.

@moden1065 Because it assumes I'll sleep with you. Too basic & arrogant for me. I prefer something more intellingent.

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