Funny guy! Enjoy!
Yeah, I ave cats who will come stand on me while i am still in bed to get me up in the morning. They arent' hungry. I am not the good person (that is my sister). They are looking for me to come downstairs and open the door for them to go outside.
Once in a while the lead me to an empty frisky dish (crunchies), and I'll take care of that. but, when ti comes to wet food, my sister is the only one to feed them... because they will lie about having not been fed. So only one person is designated as the "food person" at any one time. Etiehr me or my nephew will feed them when my sister goes otu of town, but only one of us. Because they will lie.
Dogs clean their butts with their tongues, then clean their tongues on their owners' faces.
Cats clean their butts with their tongues, then clean their tongues on their paws, which they clean on their owners' laps.
Either way, they are telling you what they really think of you. Except cats are more indirect in approach.