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But will the holy father (gag, cough) promise that the money won't be used to pay off law suit settlements to victims of predator priests?

Why should it, after all none of it goes to the poor now, why brake the pattern.

And we know we can trust them.

Can you imaging wasting good money on those dirty sans-culottes?

Guys,

In case you didn't get it: This is satire.

Well, we wouldn't want to set a bad precedent now, would we? As Jesus said, the one percenters will inherit the earth, and blessed are the oligarchs.

Fine way to put-down poor people. Surely, sending a personal note, was not beyond the scope of communications...even the mail gets there sooner or later! Why has it become fashionable to discredit the less privileged in this world? Greed and the valuing of things over people will likely be our down fall!

What does one expect? Money talks and people walk. Ask politicians.

Love the "hard-inherited money" part! Scumbags.

Why is anyone remotely surprised at this?
Seriously. Why would anyone be surprised?
This is typical behavior. It should have been expected.

So, this may be satirical, but if you ever want to see somebody take the CC to task for being scum, please watch Stephen Fry and Christopher Hitchens in the debate "The Catholic Church is a force for good in the world" (YouTube).

So now even the pope is showing his true colors. Of course he didn't say how much of their "hard earned inheritance" would go to settle pedophile cases. How could a Catholic look themselves in the mirror?

Plus, they all will get a big tax write-off.

Even if this was real, it's understandable. If you're donating money to a specific cause, then you want 100% of your donation to go towards that cause.

Thank Glob for that, eh?

Glob must really love the poor. He made so many of them.

love the beaverton!