Funny story (at least to me it is now). When I was I high school I worked as a salesman at Color Tile. There was a couple who came in looking for tile and I was the lucky one to help. I was all of 135 lbs when I graduated so I doubt I could have fought my way out of a wet paper sack. Anyhow they leave and the store phone rings. I answer it and was accused of checking out the dudes wife. He was pissed and I have to admit I was a little scared. The phone call went on for what seemed 5 minutes of this dude yelling at me.

Turns out it was another employee who stepped out and called. Prick got me!

Who hasn't called a bar and asked to have Roger Hunt take an emergency call? "Roger's not there? Well I know for a fact his brother Mike is there; ask for him!"

No but on the way home from school yesterday I dared my kid (7yr) to go up to a stranger’s door and try to sell them “air for $1 a breath”. Not only did she do it but the woman actually gave her a dollar. Lol

I signed my religious teacher up for Jenny Craig a long time ago. Lol. She missed her appt.

Hahaha! Did your friend get the joke?

I've never pulled a prank directly. I did pretend to be a willing partcipant on a computer fix-it scam call. We were on the phone for a good hour, as I pretended to follow his instructions (on how to "fix" my computer - while actually leaving it open for their company to hack) before he realised that I knew the call was a scam.

No, but had a direct line once between offices, so the public was never on the other end,
usual answer was,
"City Morgue, you kill em, we chill em",
and another that was even worse.
I answered thus one day and our General Manager was visiting the parent branch and was on the other end. I was 18 at the time, I was kinda nervous.

No