The parable of the ATM
A theist went up to an ATM to check their bank account. Upon reaching the machine, they found out it was out of service. The theist rejoiced and walked away saying "I'm rich! I'm rich!"
Later, an atheist came upon the same ATM to check their bank account and upon reaching the machine and finding it out of service, rejoiced and walked away saying "I'm poor! I'm poor!"
Finally, an agnostic came upon that ATM machine and upon finding it was broken, said nothing, showed no emotion, and walked away in search of another one.