I've never been fired, but two places I worked went out of business.

Once for not passing a drug test, once for sleeping with a subordinate, once for trying to sleep with a subordinate (same place hired me back), once for drinking beers from the walk in cooler, and once for hating dick owners. I think that’s all. Maybe.

Yes, my first job at a Hoosier Pete. The assist manager left a garbage can of chicken out of the freezer. I didn't put it in the fridge because she didn't tell me about it. Needless to say, she wasn't the one held responsible.

I was once fired for embezzlement, and appeared in court, without the company carrying out a proper investigation.

Needless to say, after I'd been cleared of any involvement I sued the shit out of them.