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Ok my jokes seem to be going everyone's head so I'm adding this brand new disclaimer. If you read on a joke is coming the only proper responses are haha, lol, lmao, lmfao or that sucked!

Do you think God ever made a rock so heavy that even he couldn't lift it? Lol...

#joke #LMAO #god
JohnWilliams1 3 Nov 13
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LOL

Betty Level 8 Nov 14, 2017
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I degenderize God by only using Thou. That's a helpful hint from your Uncle Neil.

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I'm a rebel, so... no I don't think anyone would do that.

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I know it's a joke, but it illustrates a serious point about the limits of omnipotence.

Oh, uh… haha. 🙂

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What does a snail say when he's riding on the back of a turtle ???

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Is that like Thor's Hammer in the elevator?

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