If you're looking for suggestions, I want you to dunk your toothbrush in the toilet before you use it.
Take all the soap and shampoo out of your bathroom and let your hair grow. No more haircuts for you.
You say you shower but you didn't specify how often, now you get bi-weekly.
Shave your legs and armpits every three days.
Pluck your eyebrows so they look even and pretty.
If you have a lot of body hair have it waxed regularly.
That should do until I can think of more.
That's funny mate!! Do you wash the dishes and cook though? That's what most women wanna know !? LMAO
He washes dishes while in the shower.
Yup. I'm considered a really good cook by my roommates. And I do dishes and vacuum...