Another of our ancestors, who was around before the CEO of Jews, Christians and Muslim's had the idea of creation. So our ancestors evolved happily until in the night of the 22nd to the 23rd of October -4044 (based on the modern standard calendar) some heavenly dude decided to claim the copy rights on everything. His ground staff concocted the weirdest stories and sent them to an editor. The editor thought that this stuff was so crazy that he just scribbled book in Greek on the makeshift cover.