Some animal puns to take the joy of life away. Or, put some ear pain into your life.

To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian.

Q: What do you call an animal you keep in your car?
A: A Carpet

Q: Why did the crab never share? A: Because he's shellfish

Q: What did the gym coach say to the cat? A: Have you paid your annual fleas?

Q: What do you call a cat that throws all the most expensive parties? A: The Great Catsby

Q: What is a well-read cat's favorite book? A: Of Mice and Men

Q: What kind of sports car does a cat drive? A: A Furrari.

Q: Why was the cat sitting on the computer? A: He was keeping an eye on the mouse!

Q: What do you call a sad pup? A: mellon collie

Q: What was the dogs favorite type of homework to do? A: A lab report

What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the thermometer, last time it was a bit ruff.