What's the best pickup line you've heard?
"Baby, are you my appendix? Because you're giving me a funny feeling in my gut and I think I'd like to take you out."
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All pick-up lines are all a turn off for me.
Sarahroo29
Level 8
Apr 2, 2018
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Mea:
Not even cute ones like the one I shared? I'm not a fan of crude, overtly sexual pick up lines--especially from people I don't know, but I do enjoy plays on word, sweet ones, or humorous ones.
@Mea None work for me.
Mea:
@Sarahroo29 fair enough!
@Mea Lol, it's okay though. I'm happy being single.
"Did you get hurt?" When? "When you fell from heaven"
"If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
gater
Level 7
Apr 2, 2018
2
I'm old enough to have had those lines tried on me, haha! Guaranteed to get an eye roll! Though I believe it was " If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" Popular song at the time by the Bellamy Brothers in 1979!
ME: I have just become a believer based on new empirical evidence.
HER: And what is this new evidence?
ME: You are the answer to all of my prayers.
KingofHarts
Level 7
Apr 2, 2018
2
If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
CallMeDave
Level 8
May 3, 2018
1
In the 70's I used my kid sister to pick up this lady I was interested on.... at the end the joke was on me.... we ended married for 19yrs and got 3 wonderful kids. I was very creative in my day.
GipsyOfNewSpain
Level 9
Apr 13, 2018
1
My German GF used while dancing by herself Salsa.... "it is okay, you can ask me to dance". We lasted two years. Until I retired from the military and returned to CONUS.
GipsyOfNewSpain
Level 9
Apr 13, 2018
1
Walking out of a club after a show I recognized a woman I'd seen dancing. I said Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
And she said I don't know, where would that have been?
I said, pointed to the club and said, Inside.
CallMeDave
Level 8
Apr 3, 2018
1
Hi my name is (say name) but you can call me "yours" tonight.
kensmile4u
Level 8
Apr 2, 2018
1
How much does a polar bear weigh??? Enough to break the ice! Nice to meet you! ?
Noodle7198
Level 3
Apr 2, 2018
1
"How about you and me grab some pizza and have sex? ....... What? You don't like pizza?"
ReBrew2115
Level 6
Apr 2, 2018
1
"Are you trainable?" Also the best compliment... "You are trainable"
GipsyOfNewSpain
Level 9
Apr 7, 2018
0
None they all SUCK!!!!!! ? then again I'm not the smoothest or best with words. Why me lord?!
CIREXxXFIRE
Level 2
Apr 6, 2018
0
I have been told, Your eyes are exquisite,
I would like to have you for Christmas,
You have dangerous curves,
I love a lady in a dress and heels.
You smell divine.
Wildgreens
Level 8
Apr 6, 2018
0
Not christmas... I was married on christmas but divorced by Independence day... 19 years later.
Mine: "I am the Keymaster."
If she responds correctly, the ice is broken and we can have a conversation before enjoying a night of jumping around as hellbeasts. If she doesn't, she's either not interested or uninteresting, and has thus been weeded out.
Godot
Level 7
Apr 6, 2018
0
As a sidenote, I've found that this line works especially well at ComiCons. Elsewhere, not so much.
Trigger. This is bad
gimme a little piece of that thing, honey.
I know you brought it with you.
CallMeDave
Level 8
Apr 3, 2018
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