If Trump's Defeat Leads to Civil War, Armed Rednecks will be Coming for You. Hilarious!
Hilarious and spot-on.
Desperate yahoos say they’ll go to war with “libtards and elitists” if POTUS is expelled — these 8 tips could save your life.
My favorite tip:
"6. Dig half a dozen mud holes in the street outside your home. Mud holes are basically amusement parks for hillbillies. Once they hit a mud hole in their 4-wheel-drive pickups, they’re happy for hours. Happy as a pig in shit, goes the expression. And if you dig several near your home, the invading apple knockers will entirely forget why they came and get caught up driving through the mud hole. This is another opportunity for you to slip out the back door."
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As long as the military support the government and constitution and not Trump
Sofabeast
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May 13, 2020
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That might be a very important issue in the coming months.
@starwatcher-al Back in December when I was doing doing American politics studies we discussed this. Things could get very brutal, very quickly. We were unsure which way it would go, assuming Trump lost the election by a close margin.
Carrying on along his current course through the pandemic, he will quite likely become unstuck as the deaths mount and his support literally dies off. Keep in mind, when my class discussed this, there was no pandemic.
@Sofabeast Close margin or not, there will be blood in the streets. If it's a large margin he will still try to say the election was rigged.
2 years old but still funny/accurate?
starwatcher-al
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May 13, 2020
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Still applicable.
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