I've posted this joke before but for the benefit of 'Middle Way' here I go again.
A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." And gives the vendor $10.
The vendor gives the Buddhist the hotdog & the Buddhist says, "Where's my change?"
The vendor says, "Change comes from within."
Silly, Random & Fun
. . . heard it before, still good.
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"how many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb -- just one but the light bulb has to REALLY WANT to change ! "