"Don’t worry, everyone. The COVID crisis will end soon because Louisiana Gov. John Bel Edwards (a Democrat) has called for three days of fasting and prayer beginning on Monday. But only during lunch. Because God wouldn’t want to inconvenience you too much."
If this wasn't reql, it would easily have gone into the "silly, random and fun" category.
Frankly, I'd rather just drink champagne for three days and see if it works.