PotUS 45 has been troubled every night now for months by a constant tap, tap, tapping sound that seems to come from nowhere and everywhere at the same time.
He has called in the Secret Service, the Pest Exterminators, the C.I.A., the A.S.P.C.A and every other service his Aides can think of but to no effect, the tapping just continues on unabated.
Desperate and rattled from lack of sleep, he moves into a Private Apartment but still comes the incessant tap, tap, tapping.
In utter desperation he calls in one the Staff members who have worked in the White House for over 40 + years.
The Staff member stands quietly and listens, hears the tapping noises, thinks for a second or two and then says, " Mr. President, that Sir is not some random pest or anything else, it IS the sound of Political Undertaker as he is hammering in the nails of your Political coffin, it is the very same sound that was heard here by Richard Nixon as the Watergate episode was unfolding."