"We apologise for the lack of video with this message BUT our Private Lear Jet badly needs re-furbishing, an over-haul and new, faster engines, so we hope you will understand and send even more money but PLEASE Cash ONLY, no cheques, credit cards, etc." - your friendly, neighbourhood Tithe Collector, aka, God-mobster.

You can achieve salvation thru a robo-call now? That's so convenient! Who knew eternal life in a magical golden paradise was so easy to have? Now I never have to die and it was as simple as just not thinking about it...at all.

I love how God never demands I think about anything.

Butt fuck Jesus!!!! That changed my mind. I’ll be at church this Sunday. I can’t wait.

Thats gotta be illegal

Yep, definitely evidence of the existence of bullshit!