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LINK Jesus Robo Call - YouTube

This is the Jesus Robo Call. It is all audio and no video so the screen is black.

ADKSparky 8 Oct 21
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"We apologise for the lack of video with this message BUT our Private Lear Jet badly needs re-furbishing, an over-haul and new, faster engines, so we hope you will understand and send even more money but PLEASE Cash ONLY, no cheques, credit cards, etc." - your friendly, neighbourhood Tithe Collector, aka, God-mobster.

Please, just $100 bills with random serial numbers.

@ADKSparky OR, any denomination above 20 dollars is perfectly acceptable.

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You can achieve salvation thru a robo-call now? That's so convenient! Who knew eternal life in a magical golden paradise was so easy to have? Now I never have to die and it was as simple as just not thinking about it...at all.

I love how God never demands I think about anything.

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Butt fuck Jesus!!!! That changed my mind. I’ll be at church this Sunday. I can’t wait.

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Thats gotta be illegal

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Yep, definitely evidence of the existence of bullshit!

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