LINK Satire: White House Says Pardons Will Be Given First to Essential Front-Line Criminals | The New Yorker
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—With fewer than fifty days until the Inauguration, the White House is facing the daunting task of distributing thousands of pardons to those who are desperately in need.
In an effort to insure an orderly rollout of pardons, the Trump Administration announced that the first recipients would be essential front-line criminals.
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