Did you hear that Steven Wright bought a decaffeinated coffee table for his place ?
I don't know Steven Wright, but that's a good one.
A comedian from near Boston. I once saw him in concert in Boston. Was in the movie, Canadian Bacon with John Candy.
@Healthydoc70 I ate some Canadian bacon once and have seen some John Candy movies
"I spilled spot remover on my dog... Now he's gone."
I like when he said he bought some powdered water and didn't know what to add. Bought some batteries, but they weren't included so he had to buy them again.
He was beside himself on the two-seater futon when it hit him: he only had teaspoons so left to buy decaf coffee table spoons but was decaf coffee table spoon mugged: the futon was out the door.