LINK (Satire) Fauci Says Nausea and Splitting Headache Are Symptoms of Talking to Rand Paul | The New Yorker

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Anthony Fauci has revealed that nausea and a splitting headache are two common symptoms of talking to Rand Paul.

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Answer 1

Considering he obviously doesn’t know much about science, I’d fall back on the guy that knows more about economics.

It only took 100 days.

Answer 2

I get them simply hearing the name Rand Paul. Any closer, call me an ambulance, please!

Answer 3

Fauci gives me the shits.


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