Our computers went down at work today, so we had to do everything manually...
It took me twenty minutes to shuffle the cards for solitaire.
You all have mobile phones; why would you use cards for such a simple game?? I don't understand why you would do that. The time you've spent dealing with the cards you could have played three times. I always do it whenever I can. Now every friend of my group knows how to play solitaire. I am so proud of myself for being the group leader, which always finds ways to entertain others. Without our phones, I can't even imagine how we would spend our time, and I am so grateful for living in a century with such possibilities.
It's a JOKE!