The masturbation years. You don't really want to document those.

I imagine he would have been pretty randy and rowdy- I bet he wouldve went full jewish boy varsity- loose all his sheep in a card game- lived on the streets for a bit- must have got some bad mushrooms and then went off a hell of trip. Bless his heart.

D. M. Murdoch, who passed a couple of years ago, a Mythicist (sorry spelling), scholar, and author, wrote several books that pointed out that were up to 13 different christ-like characters, all much older than the bible figure. And studying ancient history and cultures, tells me, that's what different cultures did back then - compete spiritually. "My dads bigger and badder than your dad, so to speak. Don't even consider christian doctrine to be anything other than the most successful governing force ever.

Sport ****ing his youth away until his unit got too gnarly to continue. Then he found god, err himself.

Finished high school, took a year off to backpack through Europe, got a BS in carpentry at Jerusalem Institute of Technology (good old JIT), got a small business loan and opened his own carpentry shop.

There are stories or books or a book or something. He was kind of a Dick. He pushed his friend off a roof and brought him back to life. I think he killed all the adults in the village or something.

Apparently, he went to Glastonbury...

Smoking pot, running in a gang of young Israelites, painting anti-Roman slogans on the synagog, pulling bra straps on unsuspecting young Jewish girls, peeing on the temple walls, mooning the priests....typical teenage things.

Just imagine puberty for a god/boy, lol.