The one time I go to Wal-Mart looking like crap and hot guys were there!
My cashier was a young beautiful woman and hot 2 hot guys were hitting on her. I was secretly laughing inside. I was in sweats, my hair was not straightened, and I had a winter coat on. It was 8 pm FFS! I went for bland food. (Which I now don't need! Grrr...) I heard them ask a dumb question. The question was, "Is black a color?" She said it was. I had to interject, lol. I said, "No, it's a shade." They looked at me like they were thinking, "I didn't even know that." They paid for their food and walked off. I started bagging my food. Then I saw their steaks still in a bag sitting there. I saw them walking close to the door, so I jogged over and called out, "Hey, you guys, wait! Wait!!" I handed them their meat. One guy shook my hand. I really wasn't into them. I was just being nice. The woman cashier may be hot and all, but where is the intelligence? Lol.
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SandorIsrael
Level 3
Apr 22, 2018
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Lol. Wow. I went to Wal-Mart today in workout spandex.
How about orange is the new orange.
lbusche
Level 7
Apr 21, 2018
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I don't like orange.
@Sarahroo29 well i do like it in a drink
@lbusche Not in Coke for me. Yuck. I like vanilla, chocolate, lemon, and cherry Coke.
Black is the new color. Lol
lbusche
Level 7
Apr 21, 2018
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Lol.
I thought orange was the new black.
All the feels
Bignate901
Level 6
Apr 21, 2018
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Yep.
@Sarahroo29 Try not to get caught up in “what ifs”, those guys could have been assholes or psychos or related to Mike Pence.
@Bignate901 LMAO!
Obviously not too smart if the don't know how to keep track of their meat.
MrLink
Level 8
Apr 21, 2018
2
Haha.
Being out in public, not looking your best, and running into people you'd rather look really good around, is what I call the "Frump effect". It is bound to happen to everyone sometimes - absolutely. You got yours.
evergreen
Level 8
Apr 20, 2018
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Lol.
If it happens again, say "Black is achromatic." and see what they say.
That could be a movie title: 50 Shades of Achromatic
farmboy2017
Level 7
Apr 20, 2018
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I like that.
What colour is black is good, a friends son was buying a car, he is hopeless, his mother found one online and sent him the link with the description. It had cloth seats. He came back with, "What colour is cloth?"
Rugglesby
Level 8
Apr 20, 2018
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Lol.
You are too funny! And you are correct, black is not a colour. Ugh, people. Can't live with them, can't live with them.
Palindromeman
Level 7
Apr 20, 2018
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Lol. I was making a joke.
No one is attracted to intelligence. I'm a sapiosexual. I wasn't attracted to them.
@Sarahroo29 Fuck me sideways, intelligence is the only thing that attracts me. That, and if a woman can make a good dry vodka martini.
@Sarahroo29 You are attracted to intelligence, therefore someone is attracted to intelligence....LOL
@buzz13 Now you people are trying to do my simple mind in! Just give me the martini and we can talk about it! 
@buzz13 These guys weren't attracted to intelligence. Ergo, I'm not into them.
@buzz13, @Palindromeman I'll take a tall glass of water instead.
@Sarahroo29 Which is also cheaper. But I'll stick with the martini.
@Palindromeman Lol.
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