It’s been an eventful few days for right-wing royalty Kimberly Guilfoyle and Donald Trump Jr. On Friday, the couple seemingly revealed that they were engaged—then days later, it was reported that, actually, the spawn of satan had gotten down on one knee a year ago but for some reason the duo had decided to keep it a secret. On Monday, we learned that Don Jr. (along with his sister Ivanka) had been subpoenaed by the New York attorney general, and were apparently refusing to comply with the order. And on Wednesday, ProPublica reported that text messages sent by Guilfoyle about the January 6 rally that preceded the deadly Capitol attack suggest Team Trump was even more intimately involved with the planning of “Stop the Steal” than previously thought. Best wishes to the happy couple?