There once lived a happy family. A husband, wife and a small boy. One day the boy came home and told his parents he had an imaginary friend. Mom asks what's this friends name. The boy replied Larry. How cute the mother says. The boy goes on. He tells his mother he met a man that introduced him to Larry. Mom asks what man? Oh, it's not important says the boy. He's a good man with good intentions. He told me I have to live my life according to the book of Larry. The book of Larry the mother says. Yes, he tells me all about it. The mother asks have you read this book of Larry? No the boy says but assures her that the man has told him everything he needs to know about it so he doesn't really need to read it. After all the book is quite long and hard to understand. The man will take care of everything. The boy says he only has to pay him weekly a portion of his allowance and the man will tell him everything he needs to know. The mother and father are so pleased that this strange man has taken the boy under his wing and feels great about it and never questions it any further or gives it another thought.

Long story short the mother and father accept that the boy has an imaginary friend named Larry and that a strange man is guiding him. After all the man is good and well intention and there's a book about it so it must all be true. The boy grows up to be fine young man. His parents pass away and the boy is quite upset about it because his parents never accepted his imaginary friend as their own. They won't go to Larryland but instead will burn in a pit of fire for all eternity. Oh well, nothing the boy can do about that. The boy continues on with his life living by Larry's words as relayed to him by the good and well intentioned man. The boy spends much of his time learning about Larry and trying to get others to accept Larry into their hearts. He lives a life according to the book of Larry and full of Larryness and after a long life he dies. Since he accepted Larry into his heart as the truth he will go to Larryland to exist in perpetual bliss for all of eternity minus, of course, those that haven't accepted Larry. The boy lives his life knowing very little about life, only what the well intentioned good man taught him about Larry. He never actually read the book of Larry. The boy never learns anything of consequence in life besides what he needs to know to have a fullfilling job and live according to Larry, his imaginary friend. The end.