Wifey instructed me the other day. That I need to be down there for than three minutes at a time. I politely informed wifey if you want me down there for more than three minutes at a time. You need to add more fresh fruits, vegetables, and loads more coffee to your diet missy. Plus you need to limit your seafood intake to twice per week. Either that or invest some of that hard-earned cash into some vinegar and water.
What language was the story originally written in?
With those nasty remarks it will, never happen again