Times have changed.
Brendan, my 29-year-old grandson, and housemate has been turned on to Jesus. Not sure how that happened, but the results are quite annoying and hilarious. But there are benefits: I don't have to ask him multiple times to do something. He is always preaching to me, and I preach right back to him, but so far it has not turned into shouting matches. Today I had to tell him that the toilet is plugged up and that I could not unplug it. He got right up, disappeared into the bathroom, and came back, glowing with success.
"You fixed it?" I asked.
"I fixed it, with Jesus by my side," he answered.
" I thought Jesus trained as a carpenter,"I said
"With him, all things are possible," Brendan said smugly.
Oh, I so look forward to many home improvement projects successfully completed.
Jesus unplugged : better than heaven on a stick.
If I waited for jesus to help me do something I would still be trying to get through the door in kindergarten.
Good luck with that, there are none so aggravating as the newly reformed.