You know things have gone to shit when you read an article such as this, and say under your breath, but out loud "Florida." Only to find out, it's Texas. And it's satire. And it is brilliant.
This could happen, though. Except for the fact law enforcement would never arrest a fetus because escalating that ordeal might just bother some white people.
In this case I think the local authorities will use their prosecutorial discretion to let the baby off the hook. Obviously, they care WAY MORE about babies then they do about women.