We're on the cusp of 2023 and still no sign of the return of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. The Xians will excuse his absence until the end of time without questioning it but I am not so forgiving.
Therefore if Jesus doesn't show his skinny ass by the end of next year, I am thinking seriously about not believing in him anymore.After all, if I say I'll be there by 5:00 and I don't show up until seven years later, I don't expect anyone to still be waiting.
Return O Jesus...or f-ck off.
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Tell me quando quando quando
We can share a love divine
Please don't make me wait again
waitingforgodo
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Dec 8, 2022
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He probably took one look at the middle east today and said "Fuck that for a game of soldiers" and went to Mars instead. I hear there is a bar there that makes a killer bloody Mary.
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