TWENTY FIVE THINGS NOT TO TRUST: 1. Anybody who tells you they're blessed...2.Salesmen...3.Anyone who won't show their tax returns...4.People who wear bow ties...5. Rich people...6.Sure things...7.Anybody who invites you to worship with them...8.Politicians...9. Lawyers...10. Anyone who ends sentences with "Believe me"...11. Anything you hear on Fox News...12. Unsolicited E-Mails (Especially from Nigeria)...13. Offers of easy money...14. Directions from a stranger...15. "A Naked Bus Driver" (Jack Douglas)...16. A furniture store "Closeout Sale"...17. Anything you read in: (a) The Bible, History Books, On Line, The Drudge Report...18.Someone who tells you, "Really, you don't look that old!...(19) Anyone who says, "Don't worry; I'm protected...20. Campaign promises (and Ads)...21. Anyone who promises to "love, honor, and obey, 'til death do us part"...(22) Anyone who says "Trust me"...(23) A weak handshake...(24) The Cable Company...25. The weatherman....ADD SOME OF YOUR OWN, IF YOU LIKE