The SEC is investigating the Mormons' 100 billion investment portfolio being "saved for the Second Coming".
ROFL! If there is a second coming then the greenback will be worthless!
Since my ex-husband joined the Mormon church a couple of years ago, now I wonder how much money he contributes to the church, and if any will be left for him to leave to our kids when he goes. I can't imagine he believes in a second coming. Who knows nowadays, since the church got him.