I hope Barack and Michelle had the maids come in this past week. It'd be awful embarrassing for tidy-whiteys to be found under the bed or something. Cause they're likely next on the list of "Tidying up America's embarrassing AF classified documents, that aren't."

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(I'm not even kidding. This is now just comedy. If there ever was something actually "classified" it couldn't have been much more important than the KFC Original Recipe, magic Mormon Underwear, or what's in Bushes Baked Beans that only the dog knows, because no one else seems to be taking "secrets" very seriously in American "leadership" (term used lightly.)

We Americans look like a bunch of damn fools. 🥳