Top Reasons For Joining The Church Choir

• You're running out of clean clothes and the robe saves on laundry.

• The church is usually crowded and you want to make sure you always have a seat.

• You've just been selected for jury duty and you want to get use to sitting with a large group of people.

• The collection plate is never passed to the choir.

• There's a clock in the back of the church and you want to know when one hour has passed.

• For years you have wanted to know who sits in the back of the church but were afraid to turn around and look.

• You've been known to nod off during the service and don't want the minister/priest to catch you.

• The chairs for the choir are padded and are the most comfortable chairs in the church.