This is hysterical to me.
Reminds me of the time I was stopped by our small town cop. Drunk as could be we were and I asked if we could follow him to my house-- we were almost there anyways and he said sure! This story would have been better told with us being punished but I DO have a most interesting story where my husband and myself were arrested for drunk driving. BOTH of us same time, same night. A self-proclaimed Russian spy was involved in case you don't believe how interesting it was.