TOO funny! When I saw the heading I thought"Geez, I hope this isn't gonna be a long read." Then I looked at what group you posted this in.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna get a lot of mileage out of that one~!

Well, it all started with that time when I was about two-years old and my father was playfully tossing me up in the air and catching me, but one time he threw me so hard I didn't come back down (I went so high that time could have sworn I saw the curvature of the Earth), and eventually he got tired and just walked away. I just wasn't the same after that incident...

Just kidding, and hope all has been going good for you Mister Skado, and thanks for the funny meme, needed the laugh.