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What is your Neil Young birthday song verse?

I notice the population of this site is full of fun and fun-loving people. I invite you to play this game with me. Neil Young has a song called Old Man that goes something like this:

Old man, look at my life, I'm a lot like you were
Old man, look at my life, I'm a lot like you were
Old man, look at my life, twenty four and there's so much more

The game is to replace the “twenty four …” with your real age and your rhyming phrase. Bonus points for humor and sarcasm, of course. It gets addicting so you don’t have to stop at just one phrase. I’ll go first.

Fifty five, my hormones still thrive
Fifty five, I’m still in overdrive
Fifty five, I have just arrived
Fifty five and I feel so deprived
Fifty five, can’t get rid of these hives
Fifty five, I ain’t gots no wife

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jujuofthesea 7 May 13
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59 and i'm never on time
59 and i'm going down the line

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64 and a whore no more.

OMG!!!

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Being contrary:
There is a town in North Ontario
Dream comfort memory to spare
And in my mind I still need a place to go
All my changes were there

Blue, blue windows behind the stars
Yellow moon on the rise
Big birds flying across the sky
Throwing shadows on our eyes
Leave us
Helpless, helpless, helpless, helpless

Babe, can you hear me now?
The chains are locked and tied across the door
Baby, sing with me somehow

Blue, blue windows behind the stars
Yellow moon on the rise
Big birds flying across the sky
Throwing shadows on our eyes
Leave us
Helpless, helpless, helpless, helpless

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Young man, take a look at my life,
I was a lot like you are.
Seventy-two and still muddling through.

Yes, sir! 🙂

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You can really learn a lot that way
It will change you in the middle of the day
Though your confidence may be shattered
It doesn't matter

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Forty six, and I miss Bill Hicks...

His humor was sharp and the facial expressions during delivery cut you up 🙂

@jujuofthesea
Exactly..his comic timing was top notch.... and It was always interesting and informative. Still we have his Dad's etc but would rather have him.He could do an entire world tour based on Trump alone. ???

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