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“Chemtrails contaminate my chakras”

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AMGT 8 Dec 13
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"Homeopathy saved my life."

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your sister is stunning

Yer sis 18 yet
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"Making room for later…" as she gets up after dinner to use the bathroom

After thinking about this a bit more what exactly was 'later'?

@kmdskit3 LMAO!!!!!!!!! XD
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"I love jesus christ."

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"Does this look infected?"

Just drain the pus and you'll be ok.
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"Deepak Chopra said so."

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you're skin looks wearable

good one
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It's only a rash

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Level 7

May I lick you?

Lol...

Always get consent.

Scene from 'The Jerk' when he's on a date with Bernadette Peters.

@GeekLeen Did he say anything like "I'll never wash this tongue again." ?

@GeekLeen Sounds like you've had some 'interesting' dates. Were these all from online dating?

@GeekLeen Ewwww!
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I'm off my meds.

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"Sorry, my strap-on broke." No-o-o-o-o!

(I'll be interested to see which way people take this one. Hahaha!)

lol

Which part of the strap-on and how did you break it? I could probably fix it for a small fee... 😉
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Level 7

So... three's a crowd?

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Level 8

Lol. I tried to tell someone who thought Chemtrails were real, that they aren't. Those pious people...

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Well...hmmm...thats odd!

God damn stupid drivers!

Gimmy my change bitch!

Umm... she's my sister!

Ummm... she's my cousin!

Where's my damn wallet!

I forgot my wallet!

Will you get this?!!!

Get that for me!!

Your on your period??!!!!!

Awww baby.... just kidding!!!

Whoa!!! I just farted!!!

Whoa!... you just fart??!!!

You dated that guy???!!!

Parents live with you??!!!

W.T.F. babe!!!

Yummm... you smell good!!!!

Damn...whats that smell.

Your feet are big!!!

You say your celebrate??!!!

The coach likes me???!!!

Father mikes my buddy??!!

Back up a little!!??

Come sit right here!!!

Those some big ears!!!

Yumm....i want a bite!!

You have some protection??!!!

I work from home??!!

That's an ugly car!

You make how much??!!

I have a PHD.

I'm a social worker?!!!

I just got hired??!!

I just moved here??!!

I'm a recovering addict??!!

I'm a recovering alcoholic??!!

Yes, I have dogs??!!

They sleep with me??!!

I am a Scorpio??!!!

I am an empath???!!!

I can see ghosts??!!

Jesus is my friend??!!

I believe in aliens???!!

Are you a Christian??!!

Ok that's enough for now.... good post.

Bob, save some for the rest of us. LOL 🙂
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haha...oh....hahahaha....I spit out my coffee....I think you just tried to kill me...hahaha

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You have an aura.

Tomm Level 5 Dec 13, 2017
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Do you enjoy bondage?

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I'm glad your rich

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I am glad you showed up early you can help clean I have a date coming. The ad said you were a topless maid do you want help getting those puppies out.

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"I love Donald Trump."

Hope you're not working. 🙂

Arasmuson: I was 😮.

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Pull my finger, babe (Only the 40+ people will get that one, it's a fart joke)

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Hi, I'm an atheist. It's always worked before.

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do you mind blood

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your sister is better

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its only some puss

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