Who made you?
Do you believe in your own gods or are you an atheist like me?

• Show me Your ID.
• Empty your pockets.

#1-why did you allow 6 million of you’re chosen children to be murdered in Germany’s death camps.
#2-why aren’t you morally relative?

Explain the platypus.

How can you ask anything of something that does not exist?

Why ask anything, just to get BS red herring answers? Anyone who's seen darkmatter2525's videos on youtube knows what I'm talking about. Seriously, nothing about the religion makes any sense, so the ONLY viable answers to any of these questions that god could give are either: 1. The stumbling bumbling non-answers that darkmatter's Yahweh character gives to Jeffrey's inquiries, or 2. "I'm simply an evil sadist so that's why I set up both life on earth AND hell in the cruelest, most horrific way imaginable". Either way, he's either stupider than trump/gump, or more evil than Stalin.... or both. So no - I would ask nothing and simply try to immediately kill him.

I'd only need one question for said deity. Can you please destroy yourself?

Not that I'd need to ask.

If you are all powerful, how could you allow this, your world to become such a mess?

"Why?" And "WTF?"

1. Why the fuck did you put nerves in teeth?
2. Why don't you show up and straighten out your representatives once in a while?

1. Why did you set up Adam and Eve then punish them for what you predetermined they’d do?

2. Why did you create Hell when you knew future people, regardless of the Jesus/you sacrifice, that they’d be going there?

What is the algebraic formula for the cube root of a quaternion?

What is the algebraic formula for the fifth root of a complex number?

(Square root of both are easy-peasy - as are cube roots of a complex.)

why do you allow/cause all the death and suffering? Why didnt you help me when I was calling on you for help as a child when I was being abused?

Wtf were you thinking?
Show me a magic trick?

1. What's the key to my personal happiness and contentment?
2. What's the collective knowledge and wisdom of all humanity? (Initiating download&hellip

1. Who the hell are you?
2. What's the weather like up there?

If as a deity you're omniscient and all powerful, for what shits and giggles reason/s did you create this obviously flawed world/existence? Numero dos: Did Jesus know he would be resurrected? Tres: per #2, then what boots it then that he s'posedly "died" for anyone? Huh Mr. Smarty Pants?

1 What's your all-time favourite record?
2 When you created tigers, were you showing off?

If such an omniscient being existed then my question would be, 'what question should I ask?'....LOL

Why only two questions? Are you running short of omniscient, omnipresent omnipotence?

Do you exist?
In which there would be no response.
So, second question...
My ass itches, would you please scratch it...
Again... no response... but still have itchy ass... lol

Why? and how much longer?

If you are all powerful can you make an object that you cannot move?

And why 42?

What do you look like and how or when can I not have a Halo and my wings like you

Wtf with Donald Trump. And if he could find it in his powers please bring back Hershey bar none that was some good shit.